What do you think of my business idea?

To sell a novelty “gag gift” online or try to get it into a Spencers. The product would be a measuring tape that has been altered so that the measurement dispaying 6’ feet is really at the 5 foot and 9 inches. so the markings on the tape measurer are slightly altered closer together to create this effect. Product name: Short King Measuring Tape. Is this a moneymaker or nah?