Rejected names for the Seven Dwarfs
SFAH: Things you can say about your lunch, but not your girlfriend
Things you can say about a department store, but not your partner.
The last thought in Trump’s mind before he dozes off to sleep
What you don’t want to be in the middle of shouting at a party if the loud music suddenly stops
I wish to be both physically and mentally stronger
I wish it were impossible to lie
If adults settled disputes the way kids do
SFAH: Dr Seuss discusses embarrassing moments
Worst times to give a slap on the butt
Things you shouldn’t say in a surgery right before the anaesthesia kicks in
Worst ways to start a conversation
Scene: what can you say about a Subway sandwich but not your partner?
Did you beat cancer?
She got a _ick.
Things you can say on a farm but not about your partner
SFAH: Worst ways to react to your kid coming out and telling you they’re gay
Things you can say about a bottle of water but not your partner
Things you can say in a nursery but not to your partner
SFAH: If company slogans were honest
Homosexuals are _____.
Things you can say to your TV, but not your partner
An amusing entry to a McSweeny book
What's the most scariest or the most brutal way of dying?
What is your favourite banishment speech?